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Quiz: which VC are you?

Based on a scientific study by an American university

There was a time, not so long ago, when American democracy nearly wobbled because of Facebook quizzes telling you which Disney princess you were. And no, that’s not a joke. That was exactly the kind of content Cambridge Analytica pushed as a pretext for hoovering up all your data, so it could carpet-bomb voters with political ads.

Let’s just say I can’t be bothered, on an abyssal scale, to hoover up your data, so you’re running no risk at all by taking this quiz, worthy of the finest summer issues of Femme Actuelle (a French women’s weekly), to find out which VC you are.

This quiz was produced in collaboration with researchers from an American university, and every question is based on a scientific study whose results are very nearly proven. Science shows this quiz is as serious as DISC, MBTI, OCEAN and even the Big Five. It is, however, not suitable for people who aren’t certified gifted (you may leave).

Feel free to reply to this email with your results to receive a printed diploma (€497) or the badge to display on your CV or your LinkedIn (€1,497).

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